Pajama Jeans are the downfall of society.
If you were anywhere near a 5 mile radius from me when they first started advertising Snuggies you will remember how to flipped my shit.
A. they invented some sort of made-up problem where people become trapped in their blankets and can't answer the phone.
B. that's just a bathrobe on backwards. I am not that dumb.
C. if you have come to a point in your life where you feel the need to wear your bathrobe backwards, what you need is a reassessment of your priorities.
D. they recommend wearing it at sporting events and claim it's a great gift. It's NOT a good idea to wear a backwards bathrobe anywhere if you have even a shred of dignity, and no one could realistically think that's a good gift. That may be the worst gift... oh wait...someone invented pajama jeans!
When did it become a STRUGGLE to fit into regular jeans?! When did this happen?! What the fuck are they talking about?!
Is this like saying Doritos have "loud" flavor?
What I love most are the skinny ass bitches* on the Pajama Jean website. Let's be real here. That is not the demographic they are shooting for.
*no offense to skinny ass bitches.
So, if you're getting your last minute x-mas shopping done at CVS just buy some scented hand cream and chocolates. Stay away from the As Seen on TV section, please.
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