The problem with global warming: Totally Solved.

I was feeling very altruistic on my drive home the other day and was trying to come up with a solution for global warming.  So, I thought deeply about the problem.

The real problem is... global warming guilt.  And where does this guilt come from?  The media telling us we should care about future generations.

I have a 4 step problem with global warming solution:

1. Don't have kids
2. Don't become attached to any younger people

3. Don't become attached to any long-lived animals such as koi or tortoises 
4. Don't find yourself liking any trees or plants or anything.  I suggest working up a good hatred towards nature and going outside.


I also suggest you don't get doe-eyed when you see polar bears.  Believe me, they don't care about you.

As for any current global warming problems?  I'VE never SEEN a tsunami, so I'm not even sure they exist.

Guilt resolved.