Friday, January 13, 2012

Important Life Lessons.

I know you sometimes wonder "where do I get those really nifty, light up, moving waterfall pictures with sound to hang on the wall of my trailer/mother's assisted living/dentist office/ironically-tacky studio apartment?"


Luckily you read my blog and I know the answer to this quandary.  That would be Dollar Bill's Discount World in beautiful Derry, NH.



Frankly, you're welcome.

Speaking of beautiful things in Derry.  Not only can I be found there several nights a week, my gorgeous black beauty, Cherry, can as well.


I know you're thinking that Derry sounds just about damn perfect now, but there's a few downsides.

There's the Derry Friendship Center, which I hate to put as a downside, but it is a bit hooligan-central out front.

And then today I was at Cumberland Farms (I think that's what it was?) and there was about 6 people in the store and I was the ONLY sober person not working there.  Legitimately, there was a man who dropped and smashed his 40 of King Cobra Premium Malt Liquor all over the floor, laughed about it for a while, then went to the back to retrieve another.  The woman behind him looked more than a little familiar with methamphetamine and there was a gaggle of trouble-making teens high on life or something.

Oh what the hell.  These are all upsides... Derry is a great place. 

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