Saturday, January 28, 2012

My Latest Great Idea.

I'm going to take up spackling as a hobby.

This will go down great.  I will meet potential new friends (PNFs) and impress them with my eclectic hobby list.

PNF: It's great to meet you, Laura!  Tell me, what sort of things you like to do?

Me:  I spackle.

PNF: ...You mean like filling holes in the wall?

Me: Yes.

PNF: (So impressed they are rendered silent)

Frankly, who wouldn't? It's great.  Huge hole in the wall, toss up a piece of patch, spackle the crap out of it and VOILA! it's like the nothing never was*.

I watched Idlewild today.  I have no idea what those assholes as Rotten Tomatoes are on about.  It was a awesome movie with kick ass dance scenes.  I never have my finger on the pulse of what other people like...



*I will now be working a point based system^.  I will be giving 5 points for the first person to get this reference.

^points are not redeemable in the continental US, Alaska, Canada or anywhere.

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