True story, ya'll. True.

So, if you have a blog you may know, blogger has this feature where you can look at some stats.  This allows you to see how many page views you've had today, yesterday, the past week etc.  It also allows you to see things like what sites refer people to yours and what country they are viewing from.

More importantly it allows you to see what sort of search key words they used to get onto your site.

Today I log on to see this:

If you take a close look at that you will see that the things that drive strangers to read my blog are searches such as "bitches are too dramatic" and "laura linney porn".

I can die a happy woman.